I can’t even imagine what it’d be like if I was religious that’d be a weird scene man

general-westergaard:

babushka—nipples:

"Stripping is a CAREER"

Ah yes shaking your ass and titties at groups of drunk people throwing cash at you is a career.

Working a fast food job requires more skill than that.

psyfucks:

friends don’t let friends put ketchup in their macaroni and cheese

I never asked for friends, nor do I want any

(via thefuturemayyetbewon)

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

nightmares are real

(via wuphanpls)

tropius:

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

(via squartgarfunkel)

nosvertu:

Okay guys, listen. Just because there’s a rainbow doesn’t mean something something ~gay pride~. Rainbows are rainbows. They don’t give a shit about your queer spin on things.

no, nos, rainbows are a sign from secular humanist jesus himself, carl sagan, sent from beyond the grave to signal the time of reckoning of all opponents of marriage equality

kill people who say kill cops

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.


yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

yeeeaah maaaan what if we just, like, got rid of all the prisons?? no cops no problem! thank you matt groening for opening my eyes with this insightful piece of social commentary/totally-not infantile fuckhead pandering garbage

(via prettycosmic)