Dear young conservative,

My name is DC Pierson and I hope you are reading this. My ideal reader for this piece is an actual person under thirty years old who self-identifies as conservative. I would like it very much if this letter found readers beyond my typical (and beloved)…

it seemed kind of cool and punk to me to identify as conservative. I didn’t agree with their social policies, but that wasn’t the point’ hahaha oh wow dude I can’t even begin to describe how off-base you are like you’re not even remotely in the vicinity of anything relevant jesus christ 

The problem with liberals is that they think we ever left the jungle in the first place.

(via fringeelements)